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Leather Facing 

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
Leather Facing by TWC.TV March 21, 2017
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Leannette 

A person that is smart, while also outgoing. She likes to dance, and doesnt like to be called Cherry. She is gorgeous, lovable, and unique. A Leannette goes through hard times, but comes out on the other side great. She is a beautiful flower that bloomed with the love she is given. She is a sponge that soaks everyone's emotions, and polishes everyone with kindness.
If only I could be as great as Leannette.
Leannette by Ash_Weaver June 6, 2017

Leading Learners

A Canadian non-profit which saves students time, stress, and a place to go for all their academic needs.
(www.leadlearners.ca)
Leading Learners has helped me find volunteer opportunities to meet my 30 hours.

Leaning tower of power 

A phrase/slang that refers to Chryslers famously reliable inline-6 engines (170-198-225)
Mike: Hey Bobby, what do you have under the hood in your new 69' Plymouth Fury

Bobby: its got a Leaning tower of power

Mike: why not a V8?

Bobby: I wanted something reliable and easy with gas

Mike: you could've just bought a new car then

Bobby: i would never buy a new car, classics are much more simple and good looking imo

roadtrip leapfrog 

On a driving trip - continually passing or getting passed by the same cars.
I limit the pitstops I take when I'm on a long drive, so I don't have to keep playing roadtrip leapfrog with the same douchebag drivers.
roadtrip leapfrog by giraffe-o September 2, 2014

dutch leaf-blower 

A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.
"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"