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knob tie

When your tie falls out the underside of your shirt, assimilating a knob.
"During the school performance, the main leads tie fell into an awkward position. It was a right knob tie."
by Captain knob tie October 18, 2013
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Knob Gobbler

(tech jargon masc. fem.) 1) Describing a person that is a real suck up, i.e., ass kisser, brown noser, or a person that a real jerk/jill off. 2) Tech. term used to describe a politician that will do anything to get a person's vote.
e.g. John is aways goodie goodie with the Boss. That motherfucker is a real grade A knob gobbler.
e.g. Fred's running for president, and he says he will not raise taxes. He's running his campaign on blow job money. I hear he's a traditional knob gobbler, in the biblical sense.
by Roland_07 September 17, 2007
mugGet the Knob Gobblermug.

dogs knob

The best/worst/ultimate, even better than dogs bollocksoriginates from a particularly vile porn film involving canines and women, where the woman concerned accepted penetration from the dogs knob as opposed to just licking their bollocks. Nowadays dogs knob is accepted as a compliment.
Q. "Did you have a nice day?"
A. "It was dogs knob" or "It was Dogs"
If you are a loaded reader you would say "it was the bollocks" (This just shows that you watch too many top 50 shows on channel 4 /5
by Telboy September 24, 2005
mugGet the dogs knobmug.

knob hawk

a guy with shifty eyes in the locker room or community bathroom. When called out on it, he denies it and turns it around on them.
me: Matt quit being a knob hawk, u sick fuck
matt: u wish i was hawking you, u cum guzzler
by D-Boat March 28, 2007
mugGet the knob hawkmug.

knob slobbery

the subtle art of slobbing upon one's knob
when you can grab this dildo out of my hand, you have truly become a master of knob slobbery- kwai chang caine
by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005
mugGet the knob slobberymug.

knob jockey

a man who likes a cock up their bum hole
every gay man is a knob jockey
by Healy-the-smackhead November 5, 2004
mugGet the knob jockeymug.

Knob Job

Many bitches enjoy giving a knob job, while all guys enjoy receiving a knob job!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007
mugGet the Knob Jobmug.

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