kitty meow meow

What some cat owners call their cat or at least I do

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Me: Hey kitty meow meow.

My Cat: FEED MEHHHHHH

by (6 April 8, 2017

punch kitty

Have vaginal sex with someone

She's looking good today, I'd like to punch kitty.

by cameronpeek June 30, 2007

kitty porn

The act of two kitties going at it on film, for the enjoyment of people watching. Both kitties have claws and tails with fur all over, some toys maybe involved most time recreational use of catnip is involved.

"All day yesterday we were watching kitty porn."

by jon wasteland April 23, 2010

Kitty Coke

Kitty coke is a street term for adderall which is an amphetamine. Selling kitty coke gets the same punishment by law as if it was cocaine.

Hey kid you ever had kitty coke?"
"Shit son I need me some kitty coke."

by Nugz4US February 10, 2009

Kitty Condo

another name for vagina

That player rammed his cock into my kitty condo.

by jamesboob May 8, 2010

Kitty Dukakis

A "Kitty Dukakis" is an "Arnold Palmer Beverage (also referred to by white trash as twisted tea)" with a shot (or two) of good Citron/Lemon Vodka added. Though Kitty would probably have just poured in some hairspray!

This drink was first created at the Moana Surfrider Resort on Waikiki Beach on the Island of Oahu in the US State of Hawaii.

Trying to be funny I ordered a "Kitty Dukakis" from the cocktail waitress, to which she replied "huh".
I gave her the recipe and explained that Kitty would drink this because it looked like an "Arnold Palmer" and you couldn't smell the vodka on her breath. She took it hook, line and sinker!

Two years later I was in Waikiki again, we sit down and I order a "Kitty Dukakis" my friend laughs, the cocktail waitress says "do you want that with citron or regular vodka?" WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I get a Kitty Dukakis? Tell the bartender to use a good Citron Vodka!

by OneLane August 27, 2013

Kitty Purry

Katy Perry's cat

Person: What's your cat's name?
Katy Perry: Kitty Purry.

by queefteisha March 26, 2017