Kife

A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..

''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''

Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..

by Yononymous January 14, 2015

Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine

Saying sorry to a dick after a blowjob.

*after blowjob* "Girl that was so bad you better Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine"

by Isaac Reid marchanger December 18, 2015

Kife

the word to use for any fit or hot female

"Look at that bit of Kife!!"
"That Kife is mustard!"
or just shout "KIFE!" when you see a hot female.

by Christoff M August 6, 2008

Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!

Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine

black man saying to a white woman......girl i want you so bad sexually c

Girl im gunna sine yo pity on the runny kine h

by greg April 12, 2005

kinderpimp

Young guys who hang out with or date prostitots

That little prostitot outside the Old Navy is probably waiting for her kinderpimp

by Smitch September 19, 2005

Xbox 360 kinect

The new 360 that shits on the ps3

I was playing my Xbox 360 kinect and raped babies

by Blade1321 June 16, 2010