Take your nose off my keyboard

A lyric sung by The Weeknd at the beginning of Crew Love. It basically means that hoes need to mind their damn business, which is why he told them that.

Girl: I LOVE THE WEEKND OMG!!! HE'S GONNA BE MY BABY DADDY!!!
The Weeknd: Take your nose off my keyboard.
Girl: HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!!!!!!!!! *faints*
The Weeknd: Aw, damn. That's the third time this week!

by thatguyS December 21, 2012

Keyboard cowboy

A person whose only reason to participate on an Internet discussion board is to argue and be combative, oftentimes joining just to add a pointless but hurtfull comment then to leave never to be heard from again until the topic nearly dies out and then jump back in to fan the flames. They seldom if ever add anything of substance to any discussion they participate in, but instead just troll various forums looking for a fight -- stirring the pot with no rhyme or reason.

Tread1 is the king of the keyboard cowboys.

by Treadsux December 22, 2008

keyboard warrior

Can be simply defined in one word, YID.

"Woody," is a prime example of a keyboard warrior.

by herts_gooner October 10, 2006

Keyboard Warrior

a jai lunt that gets roasted for 3 hours cause he is a little wanker

shut the fuck up you keyboard warrior

by psunnyday February 16, 2017

Keyboard Commander

Person behind the keyboard.

I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

Keyboard Warrior

One who strictly uses the keyboard to compete in online games.

The origin of Keyboard Warrior originated in Quake games. A number of players pride themselves on defeating others who use mouse while they use keyboard only.

Joe got fragged by KeyboardWarrior

Joe: WTF ADASDAS I GOT KILLED BY SOMEONE USING ONLY KEYBOARD?!?!?!

Keyboard Warrior: LOL

by theeeeeman August 13, 2011

keyboardiliscious

Where you have a keyboard that is quite tasty and can be devoured easily.

Man, your keyboard is keyboardiliscious. The taste is reminiscent of chicken.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008