buttfuck kentucky

Variation on a theme; identical in meaning to Buttfuck Egypt, buttfuck nowhere, etc. Mainly used in reference to rural towns or suburbs far removed from a city center.

"Dude, on the way home from that party I fell asleep on the bus and ended up in Buttfuck Kentucky."

by Kyosanshugi March 18, 2005

Kentucky bank roll

A large wad of one dollar bills.

Person 1: I have $23 in my wallet, all in 1's!
Person 2: Wow, that's quite a Kentucky bank roll you got there.

by osu fan August 11, 2006

Kentucky Ass Burglar

1. A famous burglar from Kentucky who literally stole people's ass by cutting them off with his saw.

2. An other name for someone who is an asshole or a nerd and has a southern accent.

"Oh, I know Rob. That jackass is one Kentucky ass burglar.

by Sex Master 69 February 9, 2010

kentucky piledriver

to flip a lover upside down, then shove your fist into their ass

mary was being a bitch last night, so I gave her a kentucky piledriver

by AJFo4 June 18, 2008

Kentucky Surprise

A prank first invented by students at the University Kentucky in which one man comes upon another as he sleeps and begins to masturbate.

Just before climax, the prankster wakes the prankee by whispering his name. When the prankee stirs, the prankster then releases himself into the prankee's eye.

The prankster then usually needs to run for his life.

Did you hear what happened last night? Charlie gave Sam a Kentucky Surprise. He'll be washing that out of his eye for months.

by thatguy212 February 2, 2009

Kentucky Dirt Nugget

A derogatory name for someone who is a downright filthy skeezer.

Look at that fuckin' Kentucky Dirt Nugget, that mother fucker looks like someone grated parmesan cheese on his head.

by NullDotCom April 28, 2010

Kentucky Gravy Boat

Cumming onto a woman's double chin while she is laying down so she can then drink said load straight from her second chin.

As soon as Chuck spotted a fatty at the bar he knew she would be down for a Kentucky Gravy Boat.

by More2Come March 8, 2011