Kansas sweet corn

When your sexual partner takes a cooked corn cob and rails your anus with it causing the kernels to fall off and then sucks the sweet Kernels out of your asshole

Hey babe I’m looking forward to getting a Kansas sweet corn tonight

by Dirtball McGee July 14, 2020

Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum

"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."

by Paintbait August 8, 2020

kansas city sparkler

When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler

Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .

by Kansas boi April 15, 2017

Lebanon, Kansas

The geographical center of the United States. Approximately 206 individuals live here. Located 2.6 miles away is a dedicated memorial with a small chapel and free souvenirs.

Only the bravest of souls venture to Lebanon, Kansas the center of the United States.

by Sam Eugene June 25, 2017

kansas city dab

Alternate term for a faceplant, specifically on a bicycle.

I was riding my bike off a bridge and then BOOM, Kansas City dab.

by NobelSquirrel June 30, 2017

kansas

so so so so sexy of a male

damn he is a kansas

by DreamCatcher43 February 24, 2017

Kansas Dick-Lynching

When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town

Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.

by JPG370 October 6, 2016