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Auburn, Kansas

Auburn is in Shawnee county in Kansas. It's a little hick town with alotta trees and a newly constructed dollar general. There is also an Apple market, beany's gas depot, gambinos, brians liqoure, hooks auto, and auburn elementary. Auburn was founded by John Brown and originaly named Brownsville.
by Chuckie22 December 24, 2010
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The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.
Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
by AK Daddy July 6, 2016
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Laughing in Kansas

The idea that a person is abusing their position of power in order to pit several others to doom. Derived from Tom Clancy's 'Rainbow Six', in which members of the Horizon Corporation move over to Kansas while attempting to release a modified strain of Ebolavirus on the population.
"The Pfizer CEO hasn't had the vaccine, that nigga Laughing in Kansas."

"Donald Trump's been pardoning hella people, that nigga gonna be laughing in Kansas soon."
by Domingo 'Ding' Chavez December 23, 2020
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Kansas Kickback

When blowing coke, molly, or ice into your partner's ass with a straw, and the small differences in air pressures between the atmosphere and the colon suddenly equalize, resulting in a puff of drug mixed with stench back into your mouth.
I thought I'd surprise my girl with a breath-boof the other day, but the surprise was on me when I got the ol' Kansas Kickback.
by Oh Petey June 26, 2025
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sucked to Kansas

When you wake up after a night of heave drinking and other unpleasantries, in the root cellar wearing ruby red slippers
by 123456769 September 3, 2023
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playing for Kansas City

Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.
“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*
by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021
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Kansas

a person who LOVES tacos! and chicken nuggets
I mean who doesn't but this girl is my friend, she's my little weirdo
Kansas, not Arkansas
by chinesepancakes November 21, 2019
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