Jones

A devious hype. A situation that deviously hypes u up. It’s devious.

Slick: Yo it’s jones as fuck in here right now
The epit: u took the words right out my mouth

by Big Chunder February 21, 2023

mac jones

Someone who better than you at football...
Father of UGA

Wow who is that QB?

ARE YOU KIDDING THATS THE MAC JONES

by MMJoker October 17, 2020

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)

Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"

by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

keep up with the Joneses

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.

Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!

by ilikeguns:) November 10, 2020

Danko Jones

This canadians are the most powerful band on earth, the band consist on:

Mango Kid: Guitar, Vocals
Bass: John Calabresse
Drums: Dan Cornelius

They mix blues and rock mostly with a power never seen on another band.

note: being a powerful band doesn't mean that it's a hardcore band.

dude #1: hey, how was the Danko Jones concert?
dude #2: this guy really knows how to rock.
dude #1: deamn! I really want their live DVD ASAP, because they will never come to my town.

Hey Danko! I will burn in hell with you.

by Dr. Evening October 7, 2006

mike jones

Former holder of the title 'Dumbest Thing in Hip-hop', but his repetitive lyrics and obnoxious persona have since been eclipsed by the likes of Soulja Boy and the Dirty South dope rappers (Jeezy, Yo Gotti, Gucci Mane)

Mike Jones' repetitive lyrics- from 'Back Then'

But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
'cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick

by MrWest.on June 15, 2010

howard jones

lead singer of killswitch engage aka the big teddy bear
he join killswitch after Jesse Leach left
hes known for his deep baritone type vocals that

fits right into a metalcore band (killswitch engage)

metal head 1-whos the big black guy on stage
metal head 2-oh thats just howard jones

by mike666666 August 5, 2010