Joe 

One who fingers goats

"oi lad i saw this lad in the himalayan mountains once fingering this goat and his made was behind him with a pulled hamstring" "mate thats a joe"

Joe by cunt69 May 31, 2014

Joe 

fuckin nerd

woah that joe kids a fuckin nerd

Joe by fuckinnerdok September 7, 2016

Joe 

Joe is the average Joe of himself

Joe was such an average Joe that he had straight C's on every quarter on his report card

Joe by hearl jones July 3, 2016

Joe 

He is an individual who will never say no, and it turns on them in the long run. Usually really bad at math. But is a very good looking person, and most girls want to be with him. They waste a lot of time being with people they shouldn't be with. They are intelligent, but say very stupid things and come off as stupid. Usually a very touchy person if with someone, and a very loyal individual.

Look at that guy! He can't even do basic math! What a Joe.
He must be a Joe because he is so good looking!

You are Joe, just say no!

Joe by ASKLJH February 21, 2017

Joe 

The owner of The Crab Shack

"Joe is the owner of The Crab Shack, Joe's Crab Shack"

Joe by GiggityGuy69 May 3, 2017

joe 

A person who is so insecure that he would beet up his younger brother over a space on a bed. Joe is so fat that he has to have showers in the Atlantic. His nickname is fat humms

Joe is fat

joe by hahahaha joe June 25, 2017

Joe 

Joe is someone who only has friends because they pity him. Everyone knows he lives a sad and talentless life so people tend to take him under their wing. An example of this is when teachers give him good marks in P. E because they think that will make him feel less depressed. Joe in German also stands for "shit-at-stoolball"

All in all, give Joe pity because he really has no talent at all.

For example... "Omg you can't do anything, your such a Joe"

Joe by Rounderking June 29, 2017