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Jizz-Rangoon

The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.
I gave my girl a Jizz-Rangoon the other day; We've never been so close in my life.
by Bcon2Gone December 13, 2013
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Jizz Beard

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021
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jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.
I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.
by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016
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Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy
Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.
by Elegendary August 3, 2016
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jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.
I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.
by Awhshit! October 16, 2014
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pink jizz

When a blood vessel in the testicles ruptures and mixes with the sperm to create a purple mixture.
Dude, I fucked so hard last night that I had a pink jizz.
by Winter Nigga November 19, 2017
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Jizz Worthy

a word that describes how good something is.
Jack: No way, did you see that video

Ajay: Yeah, it was Jizz worthy
by j_ball13 November 25, 2011
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