Thunder Jizz

When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.
My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.
by 1luckypenny September 07, 2017
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Jizz Nugget

A small crusty ball of dried jizz and hair
Dude, did you see that jizz nugget?
by DarcySux May 06, 2014
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Jizz Nits

I caught Jizz Nits from a nasty skank.... The doctor gave me a cream and told me to shave my Netherlands.
by JSMcB September 20, 2012
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Jizz Bridge

A thin thread of male ejaculate suspended between two surfaces.

Generally between cock and mouth but could just aswell be two thighs or several faces. In rare cases between ones own cock and mouth.
"Man you should have seen the jizz bridge I had going between suzie's eye and my dick last night, you could have charged a toll on that monster"

"After Sam pounded his chocolate chimney Corey opened his ass cheeks to reveil at least fifty mini jizz bridges"
by chelegione February 28, 2012
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pink jizz

When a blood vessel in the testicles ruptures and mixes with the sperm to create a purple mixture.
Dude, I fucked so hard last night that I had a pink jizz.
by Winter Nigga November 20, 2017
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jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.
I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.
by Awhshit! October 16, 2014
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jizz whisperer

TV series about a ghost whisperer who stopped talking to the dead to started giving happy endings to the living.
Come to the light little sperm. I'm the jizz whisperer.
by Pepe99 May 31, 2016
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