jessica

A extremely short girl that might fit in your pocket

That girl is so short she might be a jessica.

by hand guy November 8, 2018

Jessica

Your cool female friend. She's comfortable to be around and cool to talk to. In most cases, a Jessica will be emo. In some cases, a Jessica might be lesbian or bisexual.

Straight Male: "Dude, I can't believe Jessica stole my girl."
Straight Male's Friend: "Well, she is a Jessica."

by ButtoningPuppet July 6, 2018

Jessica

Jessica is a beautiful person. When you meet a Jessica, it's love at first sight. She has long, black hair with dark brown eyes. She is smart and gets straight A's. She is kind, caring, and loving. She loves her family and appreciates everything she has. When you meet a Jessica, never let go. She loves art and she is shy and quiet. She's Usually born into a family of 5. She has a big house and an amazing sense of style in building homes.

Ew...look at that nerd. Wait, that's a Jessica!

by Among_Me November 5, 2020

Jessica

A girl who is kind hearted and probably doesn't even know how nice she really is!

Jessica is so kind and so pretty, to bad her mother is a dumb bitch!

by RomanHi5 September 3, 2020

Jessica

Unfathomably stupid

That's the most Jessica thing I've ever heard.

by Alex Jasper October 21, 2018

Jessica

whore

Bro #1: Bro, who's that hot chick over there ?!?
Bro #2: Oh, you shouldn't fuck with her bro, she's a real Jessica.
Bro #1: Damn, bro, thanks for letting me know. Love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too, bro.

by sascrotch2019 January 19, 2019

Jessica

On a scale of one to ten, will always drink.

Alex: So you met Jessica?
Kyle: Yes...
Alex: Yikes

by KevinBacone January 14, 2020