jason

someone who is stupid, annoying did I mention stupid.

ripley-ever meant someone you want to hit in the face so bad
jimmy- yeah must be that jason we should kill him

by Jay_Z1 March 18, 2019

jason

the fakest person you’ll ever meet 🙄.

jason is fake lol

by not allison lol September 30, 2020

the jason

to stick your finger up your ass multiple times a day

you hear about that fruitcake?
yeah dude, he does the jason all the time

by [e-mail] May 1, 2008

jason

usually a funny kid, that like to smoke alot of pot, usually spends all of his money on it, but usually also wants other people to smoke him some weed, has someone in his family who was a bad impression on him, possibly a older brother or cousin, doesnt give a fuck about what anyone thinks about his marijuana use, has a best friend who has moved to a different school, but will soon reunite in a naborhood

marijuana, jason

by smokinthagange24/7 February 20, 2010

jason

to upchuck a small amount of liquor, into a bar glass, immediately after taking a shot.

That Jager was nasty, I think I'm going to Jason.
Holy shit, that guy over there just Jason'd into his beer glass.

by ATL man February 18, 2007

Jasonism

The belief in Magic as defined by millions of High School intellectuals.

John: "How was the Earth formed?"
Jason: "Magic."
John: "Isn't that Jasonism?"
Jason: "No, it's the truth."

by Xairu February 27, 2009

jason

is usually a fag

jason is such a fag

by emms 1234 May 27, 2016