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Jared Padalecki 

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.
Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*

Jared Kleinman 

Evan Hansen: Has been... RoUgH
Jared Kleinman: KiNkY

Jared Kleinman 

He is the insanely cool Jared Kleinman who eats bath bombs and loves the cronch
"the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"

Jared Leto 

The Morbius. Our god. the lord of the Morb and the protector of the innocent.
Guy 1: Jared Leto is based.

Guy 2: TRUE!
Jared Leto by requim_slayer May 11, 2022

Jared from subway 

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.
Jared from subway by edubbbz October 10, 2017

jared wood 

somthing that is very stupid but not gay
Gavin: hey did you do your homework for chemistry
Remi: of course! who do you think i am. Jared wood?
jared wood by MexiWHITE November 26, 2010