Coffin Jumper

A person who steals someone else's seat when they get up to go into another room. From the saying, "I hope you jump in my coffin that fast!"

I got up to get a drink, and Christian took my seat. What a coffin jumper!

by 2cargar December 18, 2012

Japer

From the noun 'to jape', as in, 'to joke.'

1. One who enjoys the japes.

2. An expert in the art of japing.

1. Ollie said he's going for a bath, but we all know that he's really going for a wank. What a japer.

2. Did you see the Dark Knight yet? Heath Ledger, what a japer.

by TheJaper July 27, 2009

Jammers

Jammers are a reference to awesome tits... Also, when the jammers in question are above standards it is acceptable to refer to them as "Quinton Jammers", an ode to the NFL player of no relevance whatsoever...

do you see the jammers on that chick??? Oh,yea but look at those Quinton Jammers coming thru the door??? OMG look at thos ejuicy momma's!!!

by jammerholic December 6, 2009

Jasper, Texas

town where the draging happened, just to note the three whites guys, none of them were from jasper, also some white guy got killed that morning dont remember who buy, also the week before that a white women was stabed to death buy a black guy Some people from the Jasper Texas area or other parts of deep east TX just mean (a slow news day).

Wow did you hear about Aruba day 417, must be a Jasper, Texas news day.

by Ickus Zozen September 22, 2005

Jasper

Just a spacker and wanker.

Wow it's Jasper, careful, he might jiz on you.

by Spackerman !00000 January 18, 2018

jumper cables

Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.

***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.

Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!

by benormous May 5, 2006

Log Jammer

It's a water-ride at Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA.

Johnny: Hey Bobby, this heat is killing me... after the girls get out of the restroom let's go on the Log Jammer.

Bobby: No way Johnny, let's take 'em on Jet Stream. It has a tunnel which is a perfect place to grope their boobies.

Johnny: Good call.

by Stickyrikky July 14, 2009