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Jamaican Plane

Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".
"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."
mugGet the Jamaican Planemug.

Jamaican Shower

When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.
Dude, My girl and I are taking a Jamaican Shower tonight.
by matt_rage May 18, 2020
mugGet the Jamaican Showermug.

Jamaican bubblebath

When two or more individual(s) drink laxatives and defecate in a bathtub half filled with water
“Later on me and bob are going to have a Jamaican bubblebath
Sounds good, can i join in? I haven’t had a shit in days”
by Goonmasted52 April 13, 2025
mugGet the Jamaican bubblebathmug.

Jamaican Tiktokerss

I don't get why all of the "commonaz" people got so mad from the last definition.
I only speak on the topics I receive..

but here are some more names of people classified as "common"

zorian, javier, zariah, imani
jayxdev(jayden), Dre, Dom(domodem),
NJ, mesari, keneil, Noel, Taneil, Mahina, Taneil.
🗣: yo yk di jamaican tiktokerss dem?
🗣: yeah man, di commonaz dem?
🗣: yes!
by 6ixem April 9, 2023
mugGet the Jamaican Tiktokerssmug.

Jamaican Smile

A term that branched from the brainrot phrase "Balkan rage". This term, alongside things like "Japanese tip toe" have been used in brainrot videos, mostly on Tiktok. "Jamaican Smile" is used to describe a dastardly grin that can be used to signified that the user is one of those "who know".
guy 1: i heard you and Stacy are dating.

guy 2: heh, so that rumour is truly circulating! youre giving me a Jamaican Smile.
by Snorkellus November 23, 2024
mugGet the Jamaican Smilemug.

A Special Jamaican Waking

When a Jamaican man breaks into your house and puts his dick on your cheek, and as you awake the man busts a nut in your mouth.
Sarah told me that yesterday she got a special Jamaican Waking.
by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017
mugGet the A Special Jamaican Wakingmug.

Jamaican Bobsled

The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.
Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”
by Butt Fucker 3000 August 16, 2024
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