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Leg jails

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails?
by anonymous October 8, 2022
mugGet the Leg jailsmug.

jail break

Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!
by FacadeJG May 22, 2019
mugGet the jail breakmug.

Buff jail

A harsh punishment in World of Warcraft Classic, where the character is forced to stay offline to preserve their current world buffs, or wait for the next round of world buffs to drop during the day. This could mean staying offline for several hours on the buffed up character to prevent the buffs from expiring.

Sometimes buff jail can last for several days.
It's the last day of Darkmoon Faire on Sunday, but we don't raid until Tuesday. I guess we're stuck in Buff Jail until raid time.
by magnetite2 April 12, 2021
mugGet the Buff jailmug.

Jail

When thieves are jealous they steal stuff and the police is right behind you.
Well you’re gonna be going to, well, you guessed it.
by 🗡Backstabber🗡 June 17, 2022
mugGet the Jailmug.

E-jail

When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).

Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).

Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)
I couldn't call back because I was stuck in e-Jail trying to renew my license!
by BlackCrane May 1, 2019
mugGet the E-jailmug.

I’m going to jail

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail
Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)
by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024
mugGet the I’m going to jailmug.

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.
by stuartc1 December 5, 2021
mugGet the Near Jail Experiencemug.

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