Jacob

A fucking CuntBitchDickForBrains who should just kill himself. His dick is less than 1mm and when he get hard it goes in his skin. He will die a virgin and will never have anyone care or feel some good way about him. He will be forgotten

Innocent person: Oh fuck Jacob just looked at me.

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is someone who gets all the girls with his sexy eyes and his handsome looks. He always cares about you, and any girl would be so lucky to have him.

“I wish I was with Jacob and handsome looks.”

by She cares October 8, 2018

Jacob

A (small dick whiteboy) that is short and doesn't know how to listen

Her: Jacob put it in
Jacob:it is in
Her:WHAT! WHY IS IT SO SMALL

by Bighonker50 February 16, 2020

Jacob

Dumb ass

Don’t be a jacob

by Uwu slayer February 8, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is sooo rude and he is sensitive. He plays with every girls heart. He loses respect for someone so quickly. He basically a bi***

Jacob is annoying

by honest.opinion May 29, 2019

Jacob

He’s hilarious and the best guy out there.He’s super kind, cares about his friends, and is a total cutie.He has brown eyes and Short black hair.His best friend(s) are Julian or/and Mauro.Once you get to know him you’ll feel like the luckiest girl or maybe even guy in the world.He’s the best friend you wish for and he has Discord and loves playing Minecraft with his friends!And he has a really cute voice too!

Jacob: Mining away~
Everyone else: *laughing at his funny voice*

by OhShitIHopeHeNeverFindThis... May 6, 2020

Jacob

A faggot who likes dick up the ass by a guy named Corey

Jacob is a fag

by JustAGuyDoingHisDuty June 20, 2019