Put A Jacket On

To calm down, fuck off, stop being a prick, or anything of the sort.

Lucas: "Rob was getting pissed at Jim so I told him to put a jacket on"
James: "Good call"

by Douey December 9, 2008

Liquid Jacket

1) This phrase refers to the effect alcohol gives to one's tolerance to the cold. It is more commonly used in the colder states. Using this phrase, one is saying that the alcohol is providing all the warmth one needs to go outside into the cold, without needing a real jacket.

2) It also can be used to mean that one is so plastered that any and all bad weather can be ignored.

1) Guy 1: Dude, it's hovering around -10 degrees out there...don't you want to grab your jacket?

Guy 2: S'all good man, I already have my liquid jacket on.

2) Girl 1: It's pouring out there! Where's your jacket?

Girl 2: It's ok, I brought my liquid jacket with me.

by Union T December 7, 2006

Green Jacket

A female who has the following characteristics:
(NOTE: It can be just one of them not all of them.)

A. Prude
B. Stays out of trouble
C. Plays sports
D. Gets good grades
E. Plays by the rules and listens to parents

In other words just a goody two shoes who doesnt like to have fun! This originated in Nebraska when girls on the soccer team would wear Green Jackets.

Dan: Hey Tom!

Tom: Yo dan what you doin tonight?

Dan: I dunno probably nothing I have to be to bed by nine.

Tom: LAWLZORZ! What are you a green jacket?

by hotshotsuperstar67832 July 15, 2009

ass jacket

For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.

My name is not a form of gay sex.

by AssJacket January 26, 2005

the jackers

n. A gang for people who like to jack off. Term was coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline sometime around 2000-01.

Adam: If you join the jackers you get jackets.
Dr. Drew: The jacker jackets?

by MC Derf &Gjelstiznles October 31, 2006

jackzer

Slang term in suburban areas for a man who has sex with dead animals, also see necropheliac or beastiality

Eww look at what he did to that squirrel, he's a jackzer!

Hey Tom, you know if I beat off on that dead deer I'd be a jackzer?

by Tyrome Anton October 12, 2004

Jacket Worthy

Used to describe whenever it is or its not cold enough to use a jacket outside.

Guy1-'Hey arent you gonna put on your jacket?'
Guy2-'Naw its not very jacket worthy.'

by 1g1r1e1g1 April 20, 2009