Complete and utter faggotry, something that all "juggalo's" posess. Usually hidden by overcompensation of the pelvic region, and stupidity.
by Anononononnoonononymous August 10, 2011
Juggalo killer J-K for short is a person who hates juggalos icp or anything related to them. Willing to kill hert or beat a juggalo.
by 801pimping April 28, 2011
(note: in this definition, when I refer to "all", I don't literally mean "each and every one". Don't be fucking stupid)
1. Extremely loyal followers of the Insane Clown Posse, and psychopathic records artists in general, almost to the point of worship.
2. Claim to be different, unique, and non-conformist, yet they dress exactly the same, talk exactly the same (ICP slang that nobody else in the world uses, yet they use it when speaking to everyone), and act mostly the same. Non-conformist? No.
3. Claim to be "hated", "outcasts", and things of that nature. Every time they have a gathering, they leave garbage everywhere, trash the place, and assault people 10 on 1. And then, they wonder why people hate them. Otherwise, in reality, nobody really gives enough of a shit to hate them, but they are calling more and more negative attention to themselves.
4. Shooting-sprees, hatchet murder, killing, mass murder, necrophilia are all acceptable by juggalo standards, but don't you dare be racist or a bigot!
5. Claim that "you don't have to like ICP, or even psychopathic records to be a juggalo". This statement, in and of itself, is absolutely moronic. Since ICP coined the term "juggalo" to refer to their fans, I doubt that die-hard Shania Twain fans are going to be calling themselves juggalos anytime soon.
6. Claim to "not give a fuck", but get extremely offended at anyone who thinks that ICP is bad, and anyone who dares to challenge their juggalo ways.
7. Claim that "haters" don't know what they are talking about, and that they "don't understand". I have been listening to ICP since 1993, longer than most of these "juggalos", and I would never refer to myself as one of them.
8. Blindly buy into the money-making juggernaut that is Psychopathic records, who sell overpriced t-shirts, hats, lighters, underwear, balloons, and just about anything else that says ICP on it, while J and 2 Dope sit back, laugh, and become millionaires.
9. Refer to other juggalos, complete strangers, mind you, as "family". If liking the same kind of music as others makes you family, well shit, I must have a lot of goddamn family!
1. Extremely loyal followers of the Insane Clown Posse, and psychopathic records artists in general, almost to the point of worship.
2. Claim to be different, unique, and non-conformist, yet they dress exactly the same, talk exactly the same (ICP slang that nobody else in the world uses, yet they use it when speaking to everyone), and act mostly the same. Non-conformist? No.
3. Claim to be "hated", "outcasts", and things of that nature. Every time they have a gathering, they leave garbage everywhere, trash the place, and assault people 10 on 1. And then, they wonder why people hate them. Otherwise, in reality, nobody really gives enough of a shit to hate them, but they are calling more and more negative attention to themselves.
4. Shooting-sprees, hatchet murder, killing, mass murder, necrophilia are all acceptable by juggalo standards, but don't you dare be racist or a bigot!
5. Claim that "you don't have to like ICP, or even psychopathic records to be a juggalo". This statement, in and of itself, is absolutely moronic. Since ICP coined the term "juggalo" to refer to their fans, I doubt that die-hard Shania Twain fans are going to be calling themselves juggalos anytime soon.
6. Claim to "not give a fuck", but get extremely offended at anyone who thinks that ICP is bad, and anyone who dares to challenge their juggalo ways.
7. Claim that "haters" don't know what they are talking about, and that they "don't understand". I have been listening to ICP since 1993, longer than most of these "juggalos", and I would never refer to myself as one of them.
8. Blindly buy into the money-making juggernaut that is Psychopathic records, who sell overpriced t-shirts, hats, lighters, underwear, balloons, and just about anything else that says ICP on it, while J and 2 Dope sit back, laugh, and become millionaires.
9. Refer to other juggalos, complete strangers, mind you, as "family". If liking the same kind of music as others makes you family, well shit, I must have a lot of goddamn family!
Juggalo/Juggalette: Yo yo yo MCL MCL ninja we be headin to shangri-la cuz im down wit da clown lets get some neden, bitchboy! oh yea MMFWCL wicked clowns!
Normal person: What the fuck are you talking about?? Speak in a language that everyone understands.
Juggalo/Juggalette: But but, I thoughtz all ninjas used ICP slang!
Normal person: Get your head outta your ass. Immediately!
Normal person: What the fuck are you talking about?? Speak in a language that everyone understands.
Juggalo/Juggalette: But but, I thoughtz all ninjas used ICP slang!
Normal person: Get your head outta your ass. Immediately!
by MacDAS October 28, 2006
juggalo: yo when I die im goin to shangri-la, it's a juggalo's paradize fo sho. Its rizzle dizzle fo shizzle.
IQ examiner: You thick shit!
IQ examiner: You thick shit!
by Captain Sweatpants July 13, 2004
A sane, productive member of society who deals with their problems rather than sit around and complain about how the man is keeping them down.
Juggalo Haters tend to have decent taste in music; music with well-thought out, meaningful lyrics and melodies. This typically accompanies positive messages therein. In addition to their superior musical preferences, haters also tend to have well-paying jobs (lawyers, doctors, politicians, ect.) because they decided it would be prudent to do their work in school and apply themselves in life. Haters also typically make it a point to avoid trouble with the law.
Contrary to Juggalos, Juggalo Haters embrace education, intelligence, literacy, and rational thought processes. Haters can also distinguish between a hatchet and a meat cleaver.
Juggalo Haters tend to have decent taste in music; music with well-thought out, meaningful lyrics and melodies. This typically accompanies positive messages therein. In addition to their superior musical preferences, haters also tend to have well-paying jobs (lawyers, doctors, politicians, ect.) because they decided it would be prudent to do their work in school and apply themselves in life. Haters also typically make it a point to avoid trouble with the law.
Contrary to Juggalos, Juggalo Haters embrace education, intelligence, literacy, and rational thought processes. Haters can also distinguish between a hatchet and a meat cleaver.
Juggalo Hater: Nice meat cleaver, man! I've been looking everywhere for one like that!
Juggalo gets belligerent at this statement and calls his nearby friends to help him jump the hater because everyone knows Juggalos can't fight one-on-one. Juggalo Hater gets badly beaten, hit with meat cleaver, and is left for dead. Hater is a doctor and so he is able to stabilize the wound after the Juggalos leave until help arrives. Juggalo Hater survives and hires a Juggalo Hater lawyer, pressing charges for multiple felonious offenses. Juggalos get sent to prison.
Juggalos: :(
Juggalo Hater: :D
Juggalo Hater goes on to live a full, successful life while the Juggalos rot in prison and become Bubba's new favorite fuckdoll.
Juggalo gets belligerent at this statement and calls his nearby friends to help him jump the hater because everyone knows Juggalos can't fight one-on-one. Juggalo Hater gets badly beaten, hit with meat cleaver, and is left for dead. Hater is a doctor and so he is able to stabilize the wound after the Juggalos leave until help arrives. Juggalo Hater survives and hires a Juggalo Hater lawyer, pressing charges for multiple felonious offenses. Juggalos get sent to prison.
Juggalos: :(
Juggalo Hater: :D
Juggalo Hater goes on to live a full, successful life while the Juggalos rot in prison and become Bubba's new favorite fuckdoll.
by Herpedsohardyouderp April 14, 2011
Slightly resembling humanoid type figures with severe emotional issues that don't want to be recognized. Which is the real Juggalo/Juggalette?
Alright Juggalos & etts, If I understand this correctly, as a group, You're not violent, you're full of love, you just like what you like and you don't care what anyone else says, these things are what makes you part of the Dark Carnival, Down With The Clown, A Ninja, a Juggalo/juggalette... is that right?
If you're not violent why are there always fights and threats of violence at Psycopathic shows, mostly among Juggalos.
If you're full of such love, how is it that you appear full of hate and anger for any authority figure or anyone that is'nt Down With The Clown (or anyone that tells you to stop drinking).
And finally, if you don't care what anyone else thinks or says, why do negative comments piss you off so much?
If you're not violent why are there always fights and threats of violence at Psycopathic shows, mostly among Juggalos.
If you're full of such love, how is it that you appear full of hate and anger for any authority figure or anyone that is'nt Down With The Clown (or anyone that tells you to stop drinking).
And finally, if you don't care what anyone else thinks or says, why do negative comments piss you off so much?
by Bob the Jugga-Sheep August 17, 2006
The hope for our future.
by TheCableNazi September 01, 2008