January 18

National sleep day

Hey it’s January 18 I think I should just sleep

by Bro listen January 4, 2021

January third

National Mac n cheese day.

Run around and give your friend some Mac n cheese.

Even if their lactose intolerant, they gon eat the cheese.

Guy1: yo wassup bro’s hold your hands out
Guys 2 and 3: *holds out hands*
Guy1: *plops Mac n cheese in their hands* enjoy bro’s
Guys 2 and 3: aww thanks man
Guy 1: don’t sweat it, it’s January third, national Mac n cheese day.

by IPMDIABOC November 20, 2019

No Pee January

the month you dont pee! just like no nut november if you fail no pee january you will die!

a : why you no go to toilet for about 1 week already
b : i doing no pee january

by ugayugayugay December 10, 2019

January 18

January 18th is national cuddle with your boyfriend/ girlfriend day :) go give your favorite person hugs, cuddles, and kisses!!

Girl: It’s January 18!

Guy: yes and what about it?

Girl: you’re forced to give me cuddles ☺️

by croissant-tingzz January 17, 2021

January 15

The day that if you ask your crush out they can’t say no

Jake: Hey there’s Rebecca go ask her out
Blake: What no she’ll reject me
Jake: No she can’t it’s January 15

by DumptruckBlake January 12, 2021

January 24

The day when the most prettiest girl was born.

Hey Kaitlyn, were you born on January 24th?
because you’re the prettiest girl ever!

by zooweemomma April 4, 2022

January 20th

National fake sick day

Jack: Ughh I don’t wanna go to school

Megan: You didn’t here what January 20th is?
Jack: No what is it
Megan: It’s national fake sick day. Everyone’s doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 20, 2020