He is The Man. The real all in one.
He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.
Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.
Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021
Get the Nelson Ivanmug. A noise making bumbling shitstick ape who needs to shut the fuck up before i close his head in a panini make and make a fucking toasted sandwich
by BILLY BOBBY1197 November 23, 2021
Get the Ivan Jakusmug. The name Ivan means that they are loving,caring and and polite and sometimes a goofball/smartass
they are most likely pansexual or straight
they are most likely pansexual or straight
by imoutoftoiletpaper February 13, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. A fucking god-like Mexican hotty. Probably moved to Maine from Virginia. LAMEASS. Dates random thiccc girls cuz he kinda basic. He makes the dirtiest comments. Loves his friends mom. A Fortnite legend. He spits bars ngl.
by Don’t ask no tell March 5, 2019
Get the ivan pablo muñozmug. The Legend. He is terminators son. Also know as the sexiest Man on earth. Likable guy. If he is sitting next to you give him a kiss. If u are a girl. Just saying. Great at sports. sucks at video games. Hustler. Always keeps laughing even when he's the most depressed.
by anonymous November 3, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. A man with a perfect body, facial features, and a ginormous cock. Truly a gift from god that was put on this earth.
by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021
Get the Ivan Cordovesmug. The supreme religion, in which Ivan is the supreme deity.
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.
Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.
Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"
Ivanist: "Would you like to join the supreme religion of Ivanism?"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"
by Ivanthepreacher May 27, 2022
Get the Ivanismmug.