shoe fag

A heterosexual man with an obsession with men's shoes. Often known to covet the shoes of other men and ask them uncomfortably personal questions regarding their shoes.
So, about your friend Bob I met the other night. He spent the entire ballgame staring at my feet.

Were wearing fancy shoes? Bob's kind of a shoe fag.

I guess that explains why he asked me if he could feel the leather.
by jlm_one_1 May 20, 2011
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wooden shoe

Shoes made of wood. Used to be popular in the Netherlands. Sold to tourists, and worn by dancers during the traditional Dutch klompen dancing.
A prime example of Dutch ethnic pride: "Wooden shoe rather be Dutch? If you aint Dutch, you aint much!"
by Hansel VanEnema January 23, 2007
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Kentucky shoes

A sarcastic or lighthearted term for bare feet, or to go barefoot. This is derived from the stereotype that most Kentuckians are a bunch of hillbillies who go around barefoot, make moonshine, practice incest, etc.
Its really hard to walk on gravel when you're wearing Kentucky shoes.
by The Kentucky Yankee August 10, 2005
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shoe bomber

Richard Reid, the attempted "Shoe bomber" was a potential terrorist who intended to recreate the events of 9-11 by hiding explosive in his shoe. He was foiled and arrested.
The shoe bomber was an Anglo-Jamaican Islamic extremist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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shoe

Cellular telephone without using the fashion term "cell" or "mobile"
Hey...call me on my shoe.
by GreggPat August 13, 2007
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shoeing

man last night we shoed with heathers brother, he was shoeing his f-ing brains off
by dvern April 01, 2008
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Moon Shoes

Superhero bouncy shoes that you wear during a Beer OH-lympic tournament. They increase accuracy on beer pong, speeds up your flip cup time, and most importantly they make your stomach bigger so you can chug more beer!
"Dude Chris, XBX just showed up in Moon Shoes! We are f*%ked, they gonna take it down for the third time in a row!"
by Scootto January 25, 2008
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