snail puddle

When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.

My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets

by Harley36 July 26, 2015

Puddle-Chaser

A Person (More so women as opposed to men) that chase mud puddle bags!

“Hey bro, you better put your gal in check, she won’t get off of Jeff’s nuts! I’m afraid she’s becoming ... a mud puddle-chaser!”

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 16, 2018

Puddle of pussy

Unlike lake of pussy which is fed by many tributaries, puddle of pussy is only occasionally fed by the grace of god.

John hasnt had sex in a while, he must be standing in a puddle of pussy.

by Hellsminer1 June 25, 2015

pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........

Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!

by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021

Licky puddle

A puddle made by a dog on a surface

Omg I stepped in a licky puddle !

by Kikiarara123 February 11, 2018

Sun Puddle

the most band ever

Guy 1: hey dude, have you heard this new song by Sun Puddle?
Guy 2: bro why the fuck are you speaking like that no one has conversations like this outside of text books.

by YourAverageInternetMicroCeleb April 19, 2022

Dirty Puddle

When you finish in the girls bottom, and she farts the semen out but her poop comes with it.

Yeah Bro! She let me hit it from the back today. She ended with a dirty puddle all over my chest!

by BigDawg901 August 21, 2023