french massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

by Khokolate January 26, 2011

going french

1. The state of being unbathed.

Some fucktard took all the hot water, so I'm going french today.

by Tres Ikner April 27, 2007

french oral

A type of oral sex that involves only making out with the tip of the dick. So basically French kissing a Penis.

Francesca prefers french kissing dicks to lips, french oral is what she likes most because she doesn’t have to put the whole dick in her small mouth.
Arthur likes receiving french oral even though he’s Belgian, how ironic, they usually prefer normal oral.

by Henrietta the boss May 08, 2020

French Map

The product of a wet dream.

Comes from the French idiom "Faire une carte de France"

I woke up and there was a French Map.

by Squige October 30, 2006

French Doogler

While having doggy style sex, the male eats a steak with a knife and fork off of a plate on top of the woman's back.

Mike had difficulty maintaining his French Doogler. With every thrust, the plate fell off of his girlfriend's back, knocking the steak to the floor.

by Franny Doogler March 05, 2011

French Schoolgirls

A term used by gamers to describe another gamer that sucks at playing the game. It originated from a taunt from the WWII based first person shooter "Medal of Honor: Allied Assault."

I just owned the Nazi Kraut with my M1 Garand, so I taunting using voice commands and said "I've seen French schoolgirls shoot better!"

by Violent AJ August 26, 2004

French Crumpets

Thinly sliced baguette, often served in France as an alternative to crumpets.

Alan:What the f*** are these?

Marine: Zey are French Crumpets...

Alan:No they're not, they're thin slices of Baguette. This is the shittest teat and crumpets I've ever had.

by Kent from leeds February 12, 2009