dick desert

A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.

Think about it the same as food desert.

Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):

Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.

Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.

by durka_durka July 22, 2022

desert rage

Uncontrollable use of substances while vacationing for a short period of time to the desert, particularly when attending music festivals in remote locations.

Bill just got back from Coachella, where we went on a 3 day desert rage.
I just got back from Burning Man and our desert rage lasted for 10 days!

by CactusWolf August 16, 2018

desert skater

A person of middle-eastern decent.

That cashier was a desert skater.

by Light Bread August 8, 2007

Desert Bald Eagle

The more american Desert Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow

by __Loops__ June 17, 2020

Walk The Desert

Walk The Desert or "To walk the desert" is when one choses to live a life of hardship and loneliness over a life of comfort and idleness. Usually in order to improve and refine one's physical attributes and mentality.

I have chosen to walk the desert from now on.

by Andrew77362 April 14, 2023

Desert Unicorn

A girl from Vegas that isn't a whore

you see that girl over there, she's a Desert unicorn bro

by RedxArrowx7 January 20, 2019

desert bubbles

Slang for when referring to a large group of flies all in one small confined space. This comes from the behavior of flies that replicate that of floating bubbles.

Dude, look at all of those desert bubbles moving around in my truck.

by Doodalota August 8, 2021