Human Horseshoes

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.

The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!

by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011

Human slide

When two sexy people are naked in a bath tub, girl laying face up on the dude, and the girl uses her legs to push herself up on the guy then releases her legs to slide down the naked mans body and possibly penis.

My boyfriend got aroused when I performed the human slide on him in the tub.

by Honeybadger666 October 15, 2011

Hemmandy

to describe a situation that is so cool that you want something like it for yourself

How long have those two been going out? It's so hemmandy

by Rigor Mortis Tortoise November 8, 2012

Humanaboo

A person who is overly obsessed with humans and thinks they are superior to all other animals.

May also think that humans are not animals.

Me: "Oh no, they have abused/hunted all these wonderful foxes for fun!"
Josh: "So? They don't count. As long if they don't hunt us humanz"
Me: "Foxes have living rights, just like Humans!"
Josh: "No they don't, only humans have special rights, not animals"
Me: "You are a animal too"
Josh: "NO I"M NOT *LALALALALALA* Humans came first! Humans are special!!! God saiz so!"
Me: Wow, you are a humanaboo.

by Oh...boy July 3, 2014

human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.

I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.

by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016

Human Prozac

A person who is kept in contact with for the express purpose of making yourself feel better when you are sad, depressed, angry, etc.

That girl is just human prozac. He only texts her so she will make him laugh.

by Amphritritis November 23, 2016

human statue

1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.

1. that teacher is a human statue
2.

person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her

person a: was she a human statue

by Urban teffy March 22, 2017