This dish is always served rare.
The entree is when a man eats out a woman on her period. Common side dishes include:
Coleslaw, when the man gets a hand job, jizzes onto a head of cabbage feeds it to his girl.
Baked Beans, when a dude is nailing his girl doggy-style, he pushes her back down into a bowl shape and takes that type of dump that usually fills up the toilet with pebbles resembling the tooty legume.
Texas Toast, when a man brands both of his partner's ass cheeks and proceeds to tickle her chocolate starfish with his pole.
The entree is when a man eats out a woman on her period. Common side dishes include:
Coleslaw, when the man gets a hand job, jizzes onto a head of cabbage feeds it to his girl.
Baked Beans, when a dude is nailing his girl doggy-style, he pushes her back down into a bowl shape and takes that type of dump that usually fills up the toilet with pebbles resembling the tooty legume.
Texas Toast, when a man brands both of his partner's ass cheeks and proceeds to tickle her chocolate starfish with his pole.
Nikhil: "Aw man, I'm really hungry for some Houston Fillet."
Neil: "Good choice, what sides are you thinking of?"
Nikhil: "I was going to go with Baked Beans and Texas Toast."
Neil: "Nah, you should go with the coleslaw instead of the Baked Beans."
Nikhil: "Sounds delicious!"
Neil: "Good choice, what sides are you thinking of?"
Nikhil: "I was going to go with Baked Beans and Texas Toast."
Neil: "Nah, you should go with the coleslaw instead of the Baked Beans."
Nikhil: "Sounds delicious!"
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Like most other teams from Houston, their jealousy of FC Dallas is very evident. This despite the fact that the El Capitan Cannon Trophy usually resides in Dallas more than Houston. While the "Orange Turds" laud their MLS Cup Wins, most find it funny that of late seasons, they have risen to new levels of suckitude.
Being a Dynamo fan usually means that one is an alcoholic, smells like day old bacon, and usually takes it from behind.
Like most other teams from Houston, their jealousy of FC Dallas is very evident. This despite the fact that the El Capitan Cannon Trophy usually resides in Dallas more than Houston. While the "Orange Turds" laud their MLS Cup Wins, most find it funny that of late seasons, they have risen to new levels of suckitude.
Being a Dynamo fan usually means that one is an alcoholic, smells like day old bacon, and usually takes it from behind.
Mike: "Hey Jim, How bout them Houston Dynamo?"
Jim: "Mike, no matter how you say it, 'Dynamo' is a faggot name for a team."
Jim: "Mike, no matter how you say it, 'Dynamo' is a faggot name for a team."
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