Soot Hooker

Truck slut with exquisite taste, fucks everybody with a diesel pickup. Usually found drunk as a skunk at the local mud bog.

Bailey's dad told him to stay away from those no good soot hookers, but Bailey drives a duramax because it's country and his dad just doesn't seem to understand.

by Sendit408 April 22, 2017

Youtube Hooker

When someone decides to post a scamming website in the Youtube comments.

"I just watched this full movie streaming online at : http ://cutt.us/xKg1"

Do not click on this, this person is just being a Youtube Hooker.

by Youtube Hooker May 9, 2014

Hooker spit

Lube for any sexual activity

Her vagina was so dry , we had to get some Hooker Spit.

by Dickharry September 25, 2021

hooker diesel

Champagne

"That bitch pulled the cork out of that hooker diesel with her teeth, my kind of woman"

by Lightning Hopkins December 29, 2017

tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.

Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.

by Firenerd January 26, 2014

Hooker Piss

When you have ur friend stick a fish Hook through your foreskin so you can piss no handed

The paraplegic had his friend help him hooker piss

by Captain Clam Hammer May 24, 2019

hooker jake

the guy right next to you that takes pipe for $2

dude that guy next to you is a HOOKER JAKE

by porkhooker June 6, 2017