Hexosexual

A metrosexual individual whose main purpose in life is to sell or own HEX cryptocurrency and accumulate Louis Vuitton clothing, teddy bears and Rolex watches.

Richard Heart is such a hexosexual Hexican.

by wwwguru September 18, 2021

hobosexual

A person with sexual affinities toward homeless people. At least one regional variation means to prefer sex on a moving freight train.

Derrick's going under the overpass again tonight. He's such a hobosexual.

by Leefy Greans July 20, 2008

Homosexual

A homosexual is the act of loving the same sex and having physical relations.

Homosexual is a brad painter.

by Alien see person April 3, 2008

recloseted homosexual

slang term for 'ex-gay'. Describes a gay man or lesbian who comes out as gay but through poor choices comes to regret and later denies his/her homosexuality to appease social conservatives. The only change here is behavior not attractions.

Darryl is a recloseted homosexual, he even says his attractions haven't change so he is denying himself.

by adam kautz August 21, 2008

hobosexual

To be sexually aroused by homeless people.

Heather you are a hobosexual because you have sex with homeless people.

by LaSporgenza33 December 6, 2002

Yolosexual

A person that has the propensity to use the acronym Y.O.L.O. (You Only Live Once) in irrelevant situations as a subconscious attempt to feel either cool, hip, younger or more attractive. Although some believe that the latter is not always true, other theorize that individuals who use the cliche phrase constantly have a deviant obsession with it to the point of fetishism. Hence the condition, Yolosexuality.

Michael: Dude, I'm thinking about getting pasta for dinner tonight but I'm not sure yet.

Tim: Go for it Mike. YOLO!

Michael: Bro, you gotta chill. I'm starting to think you might be a yolosexual

by DaMylkMan September 29, 2012

the 4/10 rule of homosexuality

if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.

if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.

some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue

eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)

.4 gay and lower:

kissing with no tongue

ass slaps

unintentional dick on dick contact

ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT

boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”

by eatmyasshoe March 5, 2018