Gurtej

A kind soul who is a bit cotton like. They sometimes scream chill out and god damn and ah shir my eye. They have Tourette’s and keep repeating the word yo. They are borderline on spectrum for autism but it’s okay cause we love Gurtej. He a bit cheeky one. Hes a pink one and that. Pinks plural. He has a lit friend whose name begins with a b and a not lit friend whose name begins with a g. He wants to be kicked in the balls and enjoys it, he likes the feeling. He likes losing the ability to walk. He likes being dominated

Gurtej is cool

by Pinkkballs April 1, 2025

Gurter

This can be turned into just about any part of speech
when someone is very smart and dangerous/ does dangerous stuff smartly

“Dude I just exploded a bathtub full of cesium.”

“Dude I just exploded a bathtub full of cesium.”
“Bro you’re such a master gurter.”

by Via2370 May 3, 2025

Grate

Referring to a fellow close bro or member (northend only)

Waddup grate fuck you doin kik?

by Ghunnymadeitbro May 24, 2025

Guatemalan fire-hose

The act of inserting your penis into one’s rectum over a heater while peeing blood inside of the same-sex’s rectum.

Bro me and you should guatemalan fire-hose to get in touch with ours guatemalan predecessors.

by Dimitrije July 7, 2025

Grateful

I have nothing to be grateful to you for, bitch. Not a single one of you niggas are doing SHIT for me and if you are I haven't seen it. You YouTube freaks are the lowest fucking filth on the history of mankind.

Hym "And you are not grateful for the AI I created. The is no separating your gratitude from the payment that I need to not have to work in a fucking gas station. All of the money you have you stole from desperate men who are being LIED TO by everyone around them and that isn't you being a fucking super-smart hustler-grinder with a fucking mindset. Slut. Deport this bitch. Deport her to India. Deport her to the rapiest play on the planet."

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner

Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

Gurtette

A girl who is like a bro

My friend is a gurtette

by Mikelong October 22, 2025