by BiloMyGundlach February 15, 2018
Get the Guachémat mug.Not to be confused with the cantankerous hairy green sneaky-smile dude who hates Chris --- oops, I should say, da "winter holidays" --- this terms refers to the grating nerve-jarring noise made by a crabbily-dissatisfied person while chewing a less-than-pleasant-textured food in lieu of some more-palatable snack. The disgruntled person shovels in a big mouthful of said hard/lumpy comestible, presses his cheek firmly against the ear of whoever served him said "delightful delicacy" and then begins chomping slowly and irritably (making "grumpy crunch" sounds) in order to inflict maximum auditory annoyance on said stingy host, whom the eater strongly feels should have been more willing/capable of providing him with a more pleasant repast (i.e., crispy-fresh potato chips instead of somewhat-stale veggie-wafers or salt-free corn-chips which not only taste disgusting but are also now as hard as a rock because nobody else wanted to eat 'em either, and so they have been just sitting around for two weeks! Extra points if the unhappy chewer thinks to actually **add* a portion of even more "noisy" food --- like dry-roasted peanuts --- to the disgusting mix prior to falling to, since it will make said grunching all the more grindingly-deafening and thus hopefully more "persuasive" to the host, and compel him to make a trip to the supermarket or corner-grocery in search of more pleasant edibles.
Thrifty-minded parent: I always keep a little cello-pouch of disposable earplugs in my shirt-pocket, so that I can pop 'em in whenever I serve my teenage son a snack of leftovers... not only does it save my having to listen to his whiny complaining, but it also prevents my eardrums from "direct assault" while he's grunching his way through the bowlful. The food I give him is plenty good enough, and he needs to learn about economizing and being non-wasteful... I've told him a thousand times that (A) I'm not made of money and (B) there are children starving in Africa, and so I am NOT going to let perfectly good food just get thrown away, or make a special trip to Kroger's just to satisfy his discriminating palate!
by QuacksO July 21, 2018
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by GucciGuyYaBoi October 25, 2018
Get the guchy mug.In Atlanta: misuse of public incentives by elected officials, potentially for personal gain. Inspired by the billion-dollar taxpayer-to-developer giveaway in Atlanta's currently empty railroad gulch.
Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms didn't want a public process or public input. She just wanted to keep gulching all those dollars right into her pockets.
by Rowdy And Proud November 7, 2018
Get the Gulching mug.Ginched; is a term (noun) used to describe being high af, siting in a couch for so long that your “ginch” begin to ride up your butt crack.
People that experience this phenomenon; otherwards known as “Ginchers” are often pretty good at call of duty and other FPS video games, their diet mainly consists of moms spaghetti and they rarely keep a girlfriend for too long.
People that experience this phenomenon; otherwards known as “Ginchers” are often pretty good at call of duty and other FPS video games, their diet mainly consists of moms spaghetti and they rarely keep a girlfriend for too long.
by Rickittyrick November 28, 2018
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Get the guiche mug.Jentry Tarwater who goes to Wheatland Union Highschool. Water type Pokemón. Shoot bubbles from his ass.
Wow what an absolute unit is that a Genchar?
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