Guirguis

One who eats a lot and acts as if he is the goat which we all know he is….

Are you a Guirguis or something!!!!???
Yea I’m that chill guy

by Savage sniper November 28, 2024

Guruji

some guy from punjab who is weird and bald

Somebody: LETS GO TO Guruji Satsang EUGHHHH
Me: No its so boring
Somebody else: BUTWHAY
Frank Heffley: I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT
Tung Tung Tung Sahur: TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR!!!

by Stroughbries2763 April 28, 2025

gurusplaining

The act of overwhelming someone with seemingly profound but ultimately impractical or vague "wisdom" and "insights," often delivered with unwarranted authority. What some self-professed influencer coaches do instead of actual coaching.

I asked my new life coach for help with my job search strategy. But instead of asking about my skills or interests, she spent the entire session gurusplaining to me how "the universe manifests your deepest intentions" and "success is a mindset, not a destination."

by TheRealKeoki May 16, 2025

Guru Kiran TV

Worlds biggest bitch aka Psychopath... He thinks he is the leader but turns out to be the world's largest motherfucker..

Wait is that Guru Kiran TV... well karma will hit him bad.

by purpleegde:)syche May 23, 2025

Guru Kiran TV

The World's biggest bitch, he thinks he is a fucking Leader but turns out to be the opposite. Just a MotherFucking Asshole.

Wait he is such a bitch and an asshole...
No he is Guru Kiran TV

by purpleegde:)syche May 23, 2025

Guru

Guru the great dick sucker in the world... He loves to suck every dicks in the world, he even sucks his own dick.

Hey that guy guru he sucked my dick yesterday.... OMG what!!! can you able to see a white fluid on his mouth.. hehe its my cum... I cummed hard on his mouth

by epik shit October 31, 2025

ubber guru

being a professional at whatever videogame that you possess overwhelming skills over the opposition. Ex. RoastBeefyWeefs

"Debes is the most ubber guru at H3!"

by Jordan Debes December 30, 2007