changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

Old Guard

The Old Guard (known as the Consular Guard before Napoleon's coronation) was a part of Napoleon I's Imperial Guard and the most respected military foundation in the Grand Army. Famously, its members were equipped with bearksins hats and contained 2 regiments each of Foot Chasseurs and Grenadiers. They were usually kept in reserve as elite shock troops and rarely used unless to recover a dire situation or to deliver a decisive blow in battle.

The Old Guard was present at Borodino

by A chasseur a cheval March 2, 2025

Basement Guard

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Doggy Guarding

When someone is guarding something extremely closely

she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter

by Mutich November 22, 2015

the point guard

when your teams point guard doesn't pass puts up hundreds of shots and only scores 2 points and then blames it on the teams defence

bro why is this guy the point guard

by Roundyismybitch August 17, 2025

new guard

Someone that claims to be an agent of change, here to displace anything that was already there or always there. Out with the old, in with the new seems to be their go to motto, though really they hold nothing new sacred either. Someone like that would try and side with the majority even if the new guard was forced out by the old guard.

The girl that thought she was the new guard would try and replace everything people loved about the place with her own image, that way people would love her, all their love would go to her.

by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021

Guard

A guard doesn't change because someone is desperate to get themselves let in.

It was never going to be her shack and it was never going to be her guard, because there was no such thing as her going back in time and being originally from the city she was trying to claim as her own. She didn't even hold her own town sacred, but her town was her business. Nobody from the other town was changing the guard to her, giving her the key to anything, or letting her take theirs, as some people did hold their town sacred.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021