Guacamole Whipper

Used for a spic that whips up guacamole

That guacamole whipper Juan is such a border hopper

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Guacabo

Guacabo is the Taíno Indigenous chief of the city Vega Baja in Puerto Rico, which was called Sebuco in the pre-columbian Puerto Rico, now Vega Baja has a river called Río Cibuco.

“That is Guacabo, the Taíno chief.”
“Guacabo was a brave chief for the indigenous Puerto Ricans of Vega Baja.”

by El Machetero June 2, 2022

Guadalajara hot scarf

When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.

What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?

by Bballdemon July 8, 2022

Guadaladumpa

When you have to take a dump after having too much to eat in the bars and restaurants of Guadalajara.

Time is not on your side, this is an explosive event.

You respect and prioritize the pressures building in your bowels.

The 'dumpa is gonna happen, so you better be ready!

Bro, this food in Guadalajara has been amazing, but now I have a Guadaladumpa brewing.

Do you have any wet wipes? And maybe a helmet?

by DrunkenDuncan October 16, 2022

Guadalupe

Virgin mary, pimple patch

Hey guadalupe is a virgin

by Shhhhhhhh106 January 20, 2023

Guacamole Stick

Something that is defined as someone who is a silly goose

"Hey! your'e such a Guacamole Stick!"

"Bro he is so Guacamole Stick"

by Silly Super Soup January 27, 2023

guabao

Guabao is a very honest person. He will always keep you protected no matter what. It’s best to never lose memories with this person. He is fun, loving, brotherly, sincere, and you will never regret being his friend. He is very kind, and is always there to listen and give advice.

Guabao is very smart. If you ask him a question, he almost always has an answer. He is very good at teaching— he’s able to summarize hard topics into easy-to-understand ones. He’s very lenient with the deadlines.

: Guabao, alam mo ba, nautot ako at ginawa siyang paint.

Guabao: Uhuh

——
: Sir anong bansa ang malakas mamaril?

Guabao: Ano?

: Edi… Bang…ladesh…

by bonsai.ri March 13, 2023