glorpulus

The opposite of a floob.

"I heard James isnt even a floob. They say hes a glorpulus in disguise.."

by cupterrius September 21, 2024

Gorpshulping

Giving your homie so devious backshots that his rectum rips open like a bag of chips. Then you start shoveling his intestines

"Yeah man i went to my homies crib and we really started gorpshulping"

"Yeah i gorpshulp once in a while but it doesn't make me gay"

by J-Trappy69420 November 24, 2024

Gorping

The act of gooning while in a state of awe. More commonly known as shock gooning.

Yo, I was scrolling through instagram reels gooning, and I saw the most foul thing that got me bricked, so I started gorping.

by Flickerjelqer November 27, 2024

Glorping

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.

Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that

by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024

glorping

putting a person in bondage machine to stretch arms and legs growing the person than having sexual relations with said person.

yo bifur i was glorping her last night it was wild!

by jaxenlmao January 5, 2025

Gorp

a sound, often made by dogs as a panic response, typically while falling. It is a sudden spasm of the vocal chords, and is not often made by a dog.

'Gorp!", I exclaimed, while falling.

by urdadsgf44 January 7, 2025

Glorpysploopy

Running up to somebody and pissing all over them.

I got arrested for a Glorpysploopy and run.

by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025