Goff

To orgasm at random, or in mid-conversation

Ryan: "so how's your day?"

John: "Oh, it was okay, I got to... AHHH! I just goffed."

by Almosttacky December 6, 2013

Gorfeous

Meaning both full of gore and gorgeous;

Wow, Yuno Gasai is so gorfeous

by Ave Ave January 2, 2015

Goffing

Being intentionally vague about something obvious.

Person 1: "Hey why does it smell like blueberries and pics in here? And why is there a bald midget with a baby bonnet in my dresser drawer?"

Person 2:"Hmm there might be a smell, yeah."

Person 1:"Wait what?"

Person 2:"There are things happening right now."

Person 1:"Stop fucking goffing and explain yourself."

by Holla@yomayor June 25, 2016

Goofey

Goofey is a very lazyass doggy hes a white poodle very sexy btw buhh his owners r on vaca to colombia.......GOOFEY ES UN PARCERO AND HE HAS A BIG AND JUICY ASS

Goofey is smexy
Goofey es un papi

by Soamfnc December 20, 2016

Guffe

The best steam user.
Having the steamid "ImGuffe"

Who's the best steamuser?
Oh thats Guffe!

by Guffee July 3, 2017

Gofested

Gofested is a term popular around the world now with Pokemon GO players, since the Chicago GoFest failure. It's become common to hear people now using "Gofested"

I can't login to Pokemon Go because PTC Is down. Gofested again.

I entered the raid and it Gofested me out, lost that raid pass.

by CYKOPAT August 26, 2017

Goffstown

A bunch of inbreeds and a ton of whiggers mainly in pville where clamidia is in the air even the hoes are wanna be hoes

Fuck goffstown

by Goffstown August 28, 2017