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gravy goblin

An extremely annoying and obese woman who will never hesitate to comment on the aroma of food within a 20 nautical mile radius. Also it is not uncommon for these creatures to become infatuated with angry corporate men and to fill water beds with gravy; hence the name.
Dan should never have carpooled with that gravy goblin: He tried to get out of talking during the drive by saying his air conditioner broke so he had no sleep the evening prior... This didn't work as she replied "you can stay at my place as long as you don't mind cats!"
by Roger Brubeck January 21, 2008
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Tree Goblins

Little creatures which live in oak trees. The common goblins are green and pretty harmless. Others may randomly attack Chavs and Townies with no mercy using meat cleavers and axes in a Happy Tree Friends style. Only approach if bearing apples as a gift. Never mock the soon world dominaters or they will serve your head on a platter. A Silver platter.Bow down and learn their anthem named 'hee hee hee hee' or PAY!
Townie: Aaah get these freak off me apples!!
Tree Goblins:First we shall suck out your intestines and wrap them round your neck. Townie:(Whilst dying) The horror! Oops I've died! Goblins: No one will suspect a thing hee hee hee hee.
by Tree goblin girl July 21, 2008
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green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz February 28, 2007
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Goblin

1. A Goblin is the master race. They are almost exclusively PC Gamers. The most defining attribute of goblins though is their online behavior.

Goblins were once white knights online that were corrupted by dark forces. They once used to ignore and call out trolls and fight for social justice. As white knights, they were tricked into sacrificing their humanity on the altar of blood lust and hatred.

Goblins will seek out trolls online and literally feed them to death going on threads for reportedly up to 400 responses until the several trolls finally gave in to their humanity. Goblins then use their own shit as lube to fuck the corpse of the dead troll until its filled with goblin jizz. Goblins will pass this troll around to other goblins to be as cruel and inhumane as possible to trolls. Goblins hate trolls.

"Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming,
Goblins are coming, they're better than you.
Smarter and faster, bow to your masters,
The goblins are winners, the trolls aren't true!" - Nekrogoblicon (Goblin Island)

3. A higher order gangster. A shot caller. Perhaps even someone in the underworld community with followers akin to Charles Manson or other cult leaders. This is a highly respected individual in organized crime or even just a hood. They have climbed to their position by likely killing anyone who got in their way. A goblin will likely have several chicken heads around him at any given time.
1: I smell a God's corpse?
2: Ya, I think a Goblin was here.
by GhostDino September 5, 2014
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Goey Goblin

This little known technique occurs when two men of homosexual orientation are lying together in bed. One ejaculates into his hand and rubs it on his erection. He then procedes to savagly penetrate his sleeping partner's unsuspecting anus with strong, malicious strokes.
Bob, in deep slumber, was rudely awoken by sharp pains in his quivering bunghole, and he realized that James had once again slipped him a Goey Goblin.
by Erb September 25, 2005
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Pussy Goblin

A person who's extremely unsettling to look at and gets no female companionship.
They call me the pussy goblin because I get no pussy and I look like a goblin.
by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021
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spoon goblin

A person who doesnt respond to you when you ask them to get something while they're already up.
Jared: "Hey can you get me some mustard while youre up?"
Dan doesnt say anything.
Jared: "Stop being such a spoon goblin!"
by Roosill March 5, 2009
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