Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.

Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.

by Mike109999 January 31, 2022

field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it

person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail

by pee pea April 11, 2021

tragic goals

It's when you go McDonald's on Valentine's day

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Couple Goals

Mitch Rowland and Sarah Jones

Mitch and Sarah are absolute couple goals!!!!

by jesus x August 29, 2022

hiller goal

when one scores a very lucky, trashy, "sweaty," goal (off of a rebound in most cases). The goal scorer often celebrates as if he has scored an incredible goal, oblivious to the fact that it was not cool at all, in fact it was very ugly.

Wow... classic hiller goal, scoring a rebound off of isaac's shot.

by baller196478 November 4, 2013

Fluke Goal

An excuse to make you or a group of people feel better about loosing

Joe: that was such a Fluke Goal

John: init
Me: bs

by Jack Reynolds November 24, 2019

Relationship goals

A relationship where the guy has back problems and the girl has stomach problems. They are best friends yet at the same time they are the perfect couple.

Wow, Alyssa and Sebastian are the perfect definition of relationship goals

by Thebassmasterrah August 13, 2021