German Snowshoe

When your partner shits him self with out wiping & you cum inside him like a busted fire hydrant. He thinks you’re finished but you shove your foot in has ass for an airtight seal locking shitty jizz in between your toes.

Ryan left a massive brown sludgey footprint in the crew room after giving josh a “German Snowshoe”.

by AssMan1987 August 19, 2018

german airplane

A rather large penis of german heritage

I would like to park my german airplane in her italian hanger!

by midnight rider December 8, 2006

German chocolate

A mix of german and black

"My father is german and my mother is black, so that makes me german chocolate."

by Santana Marie July 16, 2006

Good German

A citizen of Nazi Germany who participated in or overlooked atrocities while denying personal moral responsibility by appeal to his submission to supposedly legitimate authority.

The American CIA agents who relied on the White House legal justification of torture were nothing more than Good Germans.

by The Barefoot Bum June 18, 2009

hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.

Hairy German is at it again

by CLiff January 7, 2005

German compliment

A compliment that is actually more of an insult, made by a generally well meaning person, referring to the stereotype of Northen Germans being aloof and unintentionally rude.

Examples of a German compliment could be defined as:
"You smell a lot nicer than usual"

"You looked better with the other haircut. "

"I've seen uglier girls than you."

by karorom July 11, 2020

German Roulette

Everyone brings a high amount of legal and/or illegal drugs (most likely in form of pills) and throw them unlabled in a bowl with candys.
Then the bowl is handed from player to player untill just one person remains.
The last one standing or at least alive is obviously the winner.

Jim: Sarah why do you have no friends?

Sarah: Well, I did but they're all dead because they're a bunch of pussys.

Jim: Fuckin' what now?

Sarah: We played German Roulette and I take drugs like a champion.

Jim: Sounds fun. At least you didn't get raped this time.

by Gin Toxic April 10, 2020