Bitch Grip

Short pony tail or man bun on the top of a mans head. Often times used to hold onto ones partner during gay sex.

Guy : Look at his bitch grip!

Girl : it's kind of small

by Onhell98 June 1, 2017

Kirby Grip

an English term for a bobby pin.

I need a kirby grip to hold back my bangs.

by DirtyDynamite:P August 28, 2010

Texan grip

When providing a hand job, to do it with the thumb pointing downwards, towards the anus, so that once can massage the ballsac with the spare thumb.

Named after George W Bush Junior's favourite way of stepping up his career when he was in college; the Texan grip.

You wan' Texan Glip? I give you Texan Grip, pwease don' kirr my famiry

by chun qi December 6, 2010

pickle grip

When a pickle gets gripped while gripping a pickle.

While dressed as a pickle, Fred grabbed his pickle and yelled "I'm Pickle Grip!"

by lobsterclaw November 8, 2022

Grip and Rip

When you hug somebody and as they embrace it, you fart

At my friends wedding, I gave her a congradulatory grip and rip

by Bella Bitch August 23, 2010

get a grip

To pick up a large amount of, or grip of something, rather than a small amount.

Jared: "I'm never going to be able to feed everyone at the party with only one bag of chips!!! OH NOOOO!!!"
Mark: "Get a grip, man!!! You're freaking out!!!"
Jared: "Gee, what a swell idea! I'll just get 3 or 4 bags...that should be more than enough!"

by Nick D June 3, 2006

Vice-Grip

Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"

What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!

"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"

by Jacob Haggard December 2, 2011