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im a goat

a person that is the best of the best and nobody can beat him

greatest of all time
im a goat you bad kids
by Shocker33 January 8, 2017
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felicia the goat

what makes u think. im not in love.
“How could u know?….what’s best for us?”
why am I here? standing alone?”
“cause I thought.”
“I thought you wanted to dance.”
- felicia the goat
by zzawmbify May 29, 2022
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Goat ride

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .
"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"
by nox9wyrm June 28, 2019
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Goat Love

once a homie has acquired the goat love from another homie the love between them cant be replaced therefore goat love is the stongest form of loyalty
yo dawg i got goat love for you
by M R J U N G L E M A N January 20, 2020
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hitler the goat

Savior of our world
Hitler the goat died too young we need a new one
by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017
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Goat Punched

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.
Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!
by bigbadbick January 5, 2008
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Buffalo Goat

A combination of buffalo bill and the goat. During a buffalo goat, a man tucks his penis behind his thighs, only showing a triangle of pubic hair. He then proceeds to quickly turn around, thus giving the audience "the goat," completing the buffalo goat. Preferably done on chatroulette or in public.
"Is that a guy or a woman."

"Dude, it's a woman. Wait, maybe it is a dude."

(Gives buffalo goat)

"Yeah, that's a dude."
by 3000labels May 20, 2010
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