funky booty syndrome

a. A condition in many teenagers, usually male, who fail to remember to shower on a regular basis. The normally tend to get a raunchy, sweaty skin smell that sickens the masses. Please take a shower.

b. A condition where one doesn't wipe their ass quite right. Tends to lead to a nasty ass smell. Some symptoms are rubbing and scratching in the anal region.

I hate it when those football players come to class after athletics... some of them have major funky booty syndrome.

by Scottie does know December 17, 2005

funky creations

A brand of childrens toys that are generally directed at young girls, found exclusively in Australian Target stores. Well known for their ability to attract nearby Haileys.

Target Staff: Can I impress you with our large range of Funky Creations?

*From nowhere a Hailey charges through the crowd towards the funky creations*

by wink ;) January 1, 2009

funky flamingo

When a girl stands on one foot, and uses the knee pit of the other leg to get the guy off. Flapping of the arms can also achieve a more realistic flamingo depiction.

"There wasn't a lot of room to sit or lay down, so she gave me the funky flamingo."

by diva_umpire December 9, 2008

Funky Grawler

To take a Shit, to deficate in the toilet.

hey man let me go to the bathroon and take a funky grawler

by jeepman321 April 3, 2009

Funky Benjamin

Someone who looks so cool that they should be in a band!, someone who is looking super sharp and has taken the time to dress well, even though they are only attending a bbq!

Dan: 'where are you going Mud, your looking a bit 'Funky Benjamin'
Mud: Thank-you I have a BBQ to attend.

by Shadybomama November 8, 2012

funky beyotch

a bitch who cant dress for shit

Guy: Hey look at that funky beyotch!
Store Clerk: Yeah, she can't dress for shit.
Funky Beyotch: fuck you guys

by DamianMoDollaz July 30, 2015

Funky Berry

Refers to a being of immense swag. He has so much swag in fact that he must do "jazz hands" and vocally say it every so often just to release the built up swag. That is why he is a "berry" of sorts because of being filled with funky jazz juice and constantly about to burst.

"That dude is such a funky berry."

by Jeff with a Q June 16, 2018