fucktastic 

absotutely fantabulous.

Theo sure is the most fucktastic boyfriend ever!

fucktastic by LuCKiEST.PiNK.HaiRED.GiRL.aLiVE July 16, 2003

fucktard 

A contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used to negatively describe a person, place, event, or thing. Note that all fucktards are assclowns, although not all assclowns are fucktards.

(1) Saddam Hussein is a total fucktard.
(2) That song was fucktarded.

fucktard by BasharTeg March 7, 2003

suck-fucktard 

refers to a person who is fucked up and acting like a retard, and really, really sucks.

Jane: "Oh my god, DeeDee was being a total suck-fucktard last night! I was so embarrassed to be seen with her."

Betty: "Yeah, she has the tendency to behave that way."

suck-fucktard by Jennifiend April 20, 2007

fucktard 

The world's hottest mustard, inducer of searing nasal pain and sometimes permanent nasal hairloss.

Person 1:Hey, did you pick up some mustard?
Person 2:Yeah, I got some Fucktard.
Person 3 (awakes from drunken stupor) Holy fuck! Better get some beerz ready!

fucktard by Cheeseboy777 May 31, 2006

fucktastic 

fucktastic in otha words means you jus got done having sex and someone asked you how it was

how was it? o it was just fucktastic

fucktastic by Allison B. January 22, 2005

Fucktastic 

A word used in place of saying "fucking fantastic." Usually used in a sarcastic manner.

The chemistry test is today?? Fucktastic.

"Dude, there's a cop chasing us!"
"Fucktastic."

Fucktastic by May1099 November 15, 2013

shifty fucktard

When there is someone you can't stand the sight of, acting suspicious in your vicinity

I hate that shifty fucktard he better get tae fuck

shifty fucktard by Dharvtko February 26, 2014