Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"

by Rick(y) February 17, 2007

just fuck me up

Putting the fate of your hair into someone else's hands.

Barber: What kind of cut you want?
Him: Just fuck me up

by holiday1432 February 19, 2015

hello fuck me harder

when you say something random when you are fucking someone

" OHHHHHHH DADDDDDDDDDDDDY! HELLO FUCK ME HARDER!" SHE SCREAMED with PLEASURE as her daddy FUCKED her.

by fuck me harder December 30, 2017

Fuck me dead cunt

Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.

Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.

Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.

by Total Yobbo May 06, 2021

well fuck me running

Showing aggrivation with a person or event.

"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"

by Boilermakerjoel September 02, 2003

Fuck me daddy, please

When you want your daddy to fuck you so hard your vagina falls off

Rose got fucked by bill while walking to nandos saying 'fuck me daddy, please'

by billy1237 November 24, 2015

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.

"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

by kdrrrgs July 22, 2008