front on me

The put on a fake persona or to lie

I know that God put you in front of me
So how the hell could you front on me?
- "Stronger" by Kanye West

by lizziearm June 18, 2017

front yard pig bath

You have sex with a girl from behind and right after you finish you donkey punch her. you then Hog-Tie her. Now You take a shit on her and smear it around. An extra step can be taken, but must only be used when at a party or function with many people. You Take her outside and leave her in the front yard. (put gloves on) No one will want to touch her, so she has to be hosed off outside by her friends. while everyone watches.

After I was done with Sara i got the guys to help me give her a front yard pig bath, and we thought it was halarious. Her parents did not

by CBCHS07 January 6, 2005

front clapp

when you think about your world of war-craft character sexually

dude: i had THE HOTTEST dream about my WoW character last night

other dude: >.> WTHHH MAN

dude: yeah she was really good in bed - total front clapp

by cheeselovermcleish August 6, 2009

front massage

Hi chance.A front massage is when a male, or mostly a female wants the front of her body massaged sexually or non-sexually. She wants her breasts,nips,thighs and kitty massage to have an orgasm or feel happy. Make you you use your tongue.

Me:I sure do wish somebody can front massageme.
Guys:I can do it.Would you like whip cream or caramel?
Me:Both.

by BigBootyQueen1906 March 9, 2016

Front way or No way

To refuse a girl anal sex if she does not wish to have normal intercourse

J: Hey man i was at a party last night, some girl wanted it in the shitter, i was like, love, its front way or no way
M: Sweet

by Jakey Boy Ver, 2.1 January 2, 2009

front bottom

A penis.

"Ey MaTe! LoOok aT mE fRoNt bOtTom!" - Some ho from the the UK

by The Hood Dwella February 19, 2008

front dump

When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style and she thinks she has to fart, but when she does, diarrhea comes out and drips down around the guy and to her front.

She mentioned that her stomach was upset, but when I was hitting it from behind, she front dumped all over my dick!

by Lady Lish July 25, 2015