Candy-father

Another term for Sugar daddy, as interpreted by a brilliant Taiwanese PhD student. A wealthy, usually older man who gives expensive gifts to a young person in return for sexual favors or companionship.

CHW: Is he her Candy-father?!!
AKK: Her what?!??!?
CHW: Her Candy-father! CANDY-FATHER!!!!
AKK: OOOOHHHHHH! HER SUGAR DADDY!

by HughJundies July 7, 2012

jacobs father

When you're having sex with a girl and as soon as you're about to cum leave and never come back

Isaiah-dude I was fucking hannah yesterday and I pulled a jacobs father
Jose-damn she's such a thot

by thatoneniggajerome September 4, 2014

my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

by how to commit unalive part 1 January 20, 2022

A Father

Something I haven't had since fourth grade

Oh you have a Father you lucky son of a bitch

by No why just why June 1, 2022

to tar and feather

To throw a drink and the contents of an ashtray in someone´s face.

Then he said to me the only time a bitch should open her mouth is when she is giving head, so i tossed my cocktail in his face and emptied the ashtray over him.
-Never thought you´d have the guts to tar and feather him.

by sickjesus December 5, 2006

Father Tongue

A language other than the mother tongue that is spoken just as fluently in a family, community, nation etc.

Spanish is a father tongue to most Philippinos

by anthrogasm October 6, 2008

father's day

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.

Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!

by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003