Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

by WTFunny September 18, 2020

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Frozen Mitten

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.

Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!

by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020

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frozen kiss

cum frozen in a condom after a one night stand.

“Yeah we fucked in my car and I forgot about the condom, this morning it was a frozen kiss.”

by poopoopeepeebitchboy March 2, 2021

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Frozen II

The sequel of the overrated movie, Frozen!!!! Two Scandinavian girls once again are the main characters and are accompanied by an anthropomorphic reindeer and a talking snow man.

Oh look, Frozen II is showing on HBO!!!!

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021

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Fozen

When the spaghetti lord takes away your powers of spaghetti

person 1: fozen
person 2: do you mean frozen?
person 1: fozen
person 2: do you mean frozen?
person 1: fozen
person 2: seriously do you mean frozen?
person 1: fozen
*person 2 gets vorbed into nothingness and the remaining citizens hail person 1 as their spaghetti overlord*

by edgyswaglord69 March 30, 2021

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