When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.
John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.
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In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.
In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.
In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.
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