by datboss69 May 20, 2016
Get the Fetus soup mug.A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.
Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016
Get the Fetus Burglar mug.Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.
Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
by DefiDef July 19, 2016
Get the Fetus Sleeping mug.The thing you got shat out at a speed of 57mph, the chances of being son of a gay dad are low, but never zero.
by CeilingGangElite, (CGE) April 25, 2020
Get the Fetus mug.Person 1: yo rachel you should yeetis that fetus
Person2: I cant its illegal
Person 1: not In my garage
Person2: I cant its illegal
Person 1: not In my garage
by Nobodycalledyoutoday February 12, 2020
Get the Yeetis That Fetus mug.by DaDankMeme March 14, 2020
Get the Fetus mug.Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.
by mlhiss March 19, 2020
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