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The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice 

Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.
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Frozen Cat Fetus 

adj.
Pretty much the same definitions as cool, awsome, or sweet
"Dude thats so FROZEN CAT FETUS!"

"My moose is hella FROZEN CAT FETUS"

"Man Sven, thats so not FROZEN CAT FETUS. Fuckin' looser"

Scrotal Fetus

A horrible genetic birth defect, in which a baby boy is born, in place of his testicles, two feti(two fetus') are embeded in his scrotal sack. A very horrible defect indeed.
Person #1:OHHH!! That dude kicked me rite in my scrotal fetus.
Person #2:.....
Scrotal Fetus by someweido April 19, 2009

Yetus fetus 

A fucking fetus that likes to throw things
Omg there is a yetus fetus over there
Yetus fetus by Yetus February 22, 2019

Immature Fetus 

(N) An aborted baby, a fetus that has an attitude. Grow up and move out of the dumpster.
Tim should have ended up as an immature fetus. At least as an immature fetus he wouldn't have grown up to be such an annoying grown up baby, but if he grow multiple spider arms all of a sudden he would be sweet because mutants rock!
Immature Fetus by Coathanger December 21, 2007

Blowhole Fetus 

While having sex with your pregnant girlfriend, you inadvertently puncture the back of the fetus's head. Thus, causing a hole similar to a dolphin's blowhole.
1. I like to pour palmolive soap into Missy's dead blowhole fetus, and watch it blow bubbles.
Blowhole Fetus by Dom C April 10, 2008

Baby fetus 

What i enjoy for my breakfast. Often accompanied by a glass of milk. Some like it sauteed in a pan. I prefer it raw, but thats just me. Can be found in your local grocery store or Abortion Clinic (they're in the dumpsters).

Many celebritys such as Bob Barker and Paris Hilton eat baby fetuses and you should to!
Billy Jean: What'd ya have for breakfast this mornin?

Tom Spilchnor: Baby fetus and a cake.
Baby fetus by Senor.Cookies. October 3, 2009