fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping

joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch

by shiokarai December 14, 2019

Fetus

A more powerful form of "Baby".

"Omg they're so cute, they're really Baby."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BABY?! THEY'RE STRAIGHT FETUS!!!"

by Datchicken7890 December 15, 2019

Fetus dance

It's an unborn child in the womb dancing...Just think about a Christmas tree with a fetus with the umbilical cord on it still dancing on the tree.

I used to be a fetus dancer.

by Dr. REEEE KID December 20, 2019

Fetus

The thing you got shat out at a speed of 57mph, the chances of being son of a gay dad are low, but never zero.

Women: you little fetus
Me: yeah no sh*t detective pikachu im 3 days old

by CeilingGangElite, (CGE) April 25, 2020

Yeetis That Fetus

Abortion just abortion

Person 1: yo rachel you should yeetis that fetus

Person2: I cant its illegal

Person 1: not In my garage

by Nobodycalledyoutoday February 12, 2020

Fetus

the object your uncle kleetus smacks.

Watch out uncle kleetus is coming for your fetus

by DaDankMeme March 14, 2020

dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.

Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.

by mlhiss March 19, 2020