fake Constitution

What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.

Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

Fake af

Acting brand new; acting in such a way that depicts a “fake” persona and/or out of character speech or actions

Friend 1: Alberto acting kinda different today, huh?
Friend 2: Don’t mind him, dude’s always been fake af.

by Bowsettehentai January 27, 2021

Fake depression

If your name is Kazuto you are faking sad feelings to get attention bc your gf slaps you

Kazuto - i want to die bc i have fake depression

by @Kazuto#5284 November 11, 2019

Fake

The real definition of Fake is when someone will secretly pray on your downfall, someone that you tell everything to and the moment y’all fall out they use it against you . The real definition of fake is when someone will tell you that you can’t accomplish something you want to do , Fake is when someone doesn’t bring you up when you’re trying to be great instead they will find a reason to knock you , being fake is when one of your friend will see you do something wrong and make fun of you for it instead of telling you it’s cool . The real definition of fake is when your friends encourage you to do wrong instead of telling you not to do it . That’s the real definition of fake 🐍

Fake;fake friend someone who plots against you

by Cheese penis o506 February 17, 2020

fake st. patrick's day

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town

hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.

by leahood gangsters March 3, 2008

Faheeton

(1) The sound a lesbian makes when it gets off looking at a picture of obama.

(2) A word used to express one's horny state of being

(3) Sign of pure insanity, it can be used along side similar sounding words.

Examples

(1) Diane: "FAHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETON"
Erica: " Diane are you jacking off to obama again?!"

(2) Stephanie: "FAHEETON , my vagina's flipping going crazy"

(3) FAHEETON SHABLEETON FRIEDCHICKEETON

by linxed September 20, 2009

Fake Followed

An occurrence, primarily on twitter, where an individual is followed by a fake or untraceable identity. Most of these fake followers do not have a bio, have no listed tweets, and do not have a profile picture larger than a thumbnail size photograph.

I got fake followed today by Hyacinth Tortorella.

Dude, half of my followers are fake.

If you just got followed by somebody with a European sounding name and you don't know them, you probably just got fake followed, my friend.

by Brexle October 29, 2010